NEW MOON JASPER MAKES ME SWOON!

That is right y'all the time has come to get New Moon tickets!!!!! I can not wait to see Jasper up there on the big screen again!!! He is so fine and all mine ladies!! Hands off!!!! I just love his expressions!! He says so much with a look and so funny!! OMG talk about the perfect package! (not in a perverted way...SICK)I bought my ticks for the big event already!! This is not a competition but I am so fast at purchasing tickets y'all!!! I am going with some of my best in the west besties!!! We are going to do this right by wating in line with our starbies non-mocha bevies while discussing hot topics!!! How gross is Jacob by the way!! Who would be interested in a wolf??? So completely icky!!! I mean you might as well be dating Teen Wolf!! Actually Teen Wolf may be better cause he had basketball skillz and jocks are totally hot!!! See you there byotches!!!!!